Is there anything more boring than saying the “General Petraeus Scandal,” over and over again, as said scandal continues to evolve into a bigger and badder beast? Where is this story’s “Watergate”? Its “Fast and Furious”?
Joy’s three favorite choices so far:
- ‘If you see something, schtup something’
- Real Housewives of The Pentagon?
- Operation “is that a Desert Storm in my pants or am I just happy to see you?”
And our runners up:
- Covert Affair
- Pussy Nomore
- Call of Booty
- The Middle East of Eden
- Victoria’s Top Secret
The tumblr crew here votes for “Call of Booty.” What’s your favorite? Or do you have an even better idea?